How to make my picks? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................
Step One: Cut a hole in the box --This is what Corey Dillon and Laurence Maroney will do. The Jets cannot run the ball and they cannot stop the run. Now matter how many nights The Lon spends rubbing his lamp, his Man-Genie is not going to win this game. Although, you got to love that picture up above. Hopefully, it will remind Dave of his boyhood days in New Orleans. Regardless, Tom Brady at home. I will take The Pats -8.5.
Step One: Cut a hole in the box --This is what Corey Dillon and Laurence Maroney will do. The Jets cannot run the ball and they cannot stop the run. Now matter how many nights The Lon spends rubbing his lamp, his Man-Genie is not going to win this game. Although, you got to love that picture up above. Hopefully, it will remind Dave of his boyhood days in New Orleans. Regardless, Tom Brady at home. I will take The Pats -8.5.
Step Two: Put your junk in that box--Which is what Peyton Manning will do. You can talk about LJ all you want, the Chiefs still have to slow down and/or stop the Colts offense from scoring. In fact, I think the Chiefs will concentrate too much on the run at the expense of the rest of their game. If you want to see how this can screw a team up, just look at the Bengals v. Colts game from a few weeks back. Instead of playing their game, the Bengals tried to turn into a run first team. Of course, I realize that LJ has the most carries of ALL TIME, so they Chiefs are a run first team, but at some point they will need to pass the ball and I don't think Trent Green is going to be able to do it. The Colts -7
Step Three: Open that box--And after the Eagles lay a beatdown on the NY Giants, a Pandora's box of complaints will open up. Shockey will bitch and moan and he will be called a jerk or worse. Tiki will bitch and moan, but everybody loves Tiki. Well, I don't. Fuck that guy, I bet he is a ginormous douche bag in real life. And I really think Eli sucks, and I don't care if he and Dave used to be boyfriends back in Louisiana. The Eagles -7.
Step Four: TO walks in with a box for Coach Parcells--I was all set to pick the Seahawks here, but to hell with it. I guess I am the only one in America still rooting for TO. Me and Michael Irvin, and let me tell you, that is some damn good company. Also, everytime I turn on ESPN, another Seahawk's name is scrolling across the bottom of the screen with some sort of injury. I'm not a doctor, but that cannot be good. The 'Boys +3. And hopefully TO will make the game winning play, causing Sean Salisbury's head to explode.
Those are the picks from The Kid. Consider my entry......OFFICIAL!!
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